Hey! I make these weird news posts about themed worlds I make up. This is one of them. If you’re not interested in listening to this, there’s stories, ratings, and some slime recipes. I’m obsessed.
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There have been reports of some skeletons have gone missing. They’ve completely disappeared. No one knows how or why. It is a total mystery. People have been searching since 10/18/2025. This information was discovered on 10/20/2025. They went missing on 10/16/2025. These skeletons have been the life of the party. And there have been 10,000 people searching. Everyone is kind and caring for undead, and they have been searching since 10/18/2025. Everyone wants them to come back. Rumors have been going around.
Another person has been missing. The pumpkin king. He is one of the most important people in Halloween town. Everyone does not know what happened either. They think it might be he took his crops far out to the distance and has to watch them until they grow. Other people say he didn’t like the town anymore and traveled far away to find a new one. People have been searching for him since 10/22/2025. This information was discovered on 10/22/2025. He went missing on 10/20/2025. No one has ever known what happened, and we might never know. But I would hate that.
This story a new rock band of skeletons called the bone callers have joined Halloween town. They are very popular so far and are liked by almost now 7,0000 residents. A lot of people have died. Everyone is excited to hear there next song. They have 2 songs and joined on 10/19/2025. There rocking out hard these days, and I think everyone needs a rock band in the most gorry town. Everyone loves this skeleton band and Has asked for them to join for there band.
Lets hear some of the customers reviews on this new skeleton rock band. “I love them, they rock out hard, and have some sick tunes.” “I think there amazing because they work hard and already tried to have a song when they joined only about three days ago. You might be in another year, but it doesn’t really matter.” That is from two of our customers. We seem to have had some good reports today here. Remember, anything can happen in the most boring day.